Poem taken from the headlines of WSJ articles from March 1st and 31st

To ‘Hurkle-Durkle,’ or Lounge in Bed, Is a TikTok Trend That’s 200 Years Old
Signs of Trouble at Regional Banks Reignite Sector Fears
‘I Don’t Want to Look Like I’m Trying Too Hard.’ A Men’s Guide to Effortless Dressing
Macy’s Stores Aren’t Fun Places to Shop. Its New CEO Wants to Fix That 
The Invisible $1.52 Trillion Problem: Clunky Old Software
The Friendship With Warren Buffett That Led to Her $1 Billion Donation
Medical Providers Fight to Survive After Change Healthcare Hack
Georgia Case Against Trump Takes Big Hit as Fani Willis Fights Disqualification
Elon Musk Sues OpenAI, Sam Altman, Saying They Abandoned Founding Mission
CN, United Steelworkers in New Tentative Three-Year Agreement
BNSF Railway Furloughs Mechanics in Kansas, Nebraska
Deadly Gaza Aid-Convoy Incidents Prompt Calls for Probes
The Texas School Choice Showdown
No More DEI at the University of Florida
Russia’s Next European Target: Moldova
Panera Bread and California Circuses
Brian Mulroney, 1939-2024
‘They’re Freaking Out:’ Letters Warn Patients They Risk Losing Their Doctor 
Gunvor Unit to Pay $661 Million After Pleading Guilty in Bribery Scheme
The Score: Domino’s Pizza, Macy’s, Spirit AeroSystems and More Stocks That Defined the Week
Rebecca West’s Sprawling, Splendid History of Yugoslavia
Joe Biden’s Family Business
Canada Toughens Foreign Takeover Rules in Video-Game Sector
Britain, Islamism and the Forgotten Lessons of Appeasement
EV Madness and the Chinese Menace
The Golden Book Foresaw My Golden Age
5 Overexposed ‘It’ Chairs—and What to Buy Instead
The RealReal to Open New Stores in Strategic Shift
Trump’s Trial Date in Classified-Documents Case Is Likely to Slip
Boeing in Talks to Buy Troubled Supplier Spirit AeroSystems
Joseph Epstein’s ‘Lucky Life’ in Literature
U.S. to Deliver Aid to Gaza Through Military Airdrops
Outsider Art Fair Review: Treasures Beyond the Mainstream
Rural Republicans Shouldn’t Fear School Choice
Nvidia Tops $2 Trillion Valuation and Pushes Market Higher
Businessman Pleads Guilty to Bribing Sen. Bob Menendez
Imports Under Closely Watched U.S. Trade ‘Loophole’ Surge
The Fight for the Future of Women’s Sports
Two Election Issues With Real Consequences
Is It the Electric Car or the Driver’s Planning?
In Ukraine Now, Echoes of Vietnam in 1975
Can NATO Pass the Test?
Jewish Emancipation—Was America First?
Seven Sages (Saturday Variety Puzzle, March 2)
Just for the Ell of It (Saturday Crossword, March 2)
Reddit Eyes Valuation of Up to $6.5 Billion in IPO
Hunger, Desperation and Fear Turned Gaza Aid Convoy Deadly
17 Books We Read This Week
Document From 2022 Reveals Putin’s Punishing Terms for Peace
Thousands Defy Kremlin to Attend Alexei Navalny’s Funeral in Moscow
Bank of Japan Tankan Survey Shows Mixed Results Amid Rate-Hike Speculation
China Gauge Shows Expansion in Factory Activity
How to Negotiate With a Real-Estate Agent
Citigroup’s Chief Executive Prankster Doesn’t Wait for April 1
South Korean Export Growth Continued in March
Turkey’s Erdogan Suffers Setback in Nationwide Election
AT&T Reset 7.6 Million Customers’ Passcodes After Data Breach
Biden’s Order: Let There Be Electric Trucks
A Homeland Warning About ISIS-K
You Can’t Fire Only the White Guys
Pressure on Israel’s Netanyahu Grows With New Protests for a Hostage Deal
‘Godzilla x Kong’ Tops Expectations With Year’s No. 2 Opening Weekend
California’s Crazy ‘Fast Food’ Minimum Wage Takes Effect
U.S. and Israel’s ‘Unprecedented’ Intelligence Sharing Draws Criticism
Donald Trump, Come On Down
Houthi-Style Piracy Is Exportable 
Unflattering FDR Analogies for Biden
How Green Energy Makes Us Vulnerable to Cyberattack
NBC: Trump Supporters Are Not Welcome Here
Markets, Not the State, Worked for China
Is There Anybody Else Quite Like Pete Rose?
The Rise of Third-World U.S.A: An Immigrant’s View
As Promised, Infrastructure Spending Is Up
Meet the ‘Squat Team’
Why Democrats Can’t Quit Trump
Green Shareholders Try to Sabotage America’s Energy Industry
Wreckage Removal Gets Under Way, Days After Baltimore Bridge Collapse
‘An Emancipation of the Mind’ Review: Religious Retreat
Ships Have Become Supersized Since Baltimore Bridge Was Built
A Hit Brand’s ‘One Size Fits Most’ Clothing Is Dividing America’s Teens
Inflation Victory Is Proving Elusive, Challenging Central Banks and Markets
The Sharpshooter Who Became College Basketball’s Best Free Agent
U.S. Tech Giants Turn to Mexico to Make AI Gear, Spurning China
The Texas Judge Who Orders Patients to Take Their Meds
This Motorcycle-Mad Couple’s Favorite Hobby: Chasing Black Shadows
Caitlin Clark vs. LSU: The Biggest Game Ever Gets a Sequel
What to Watch: The Best Movies and TV Shows From March
The Climate Scientist Fossil-Fuel Companies Can’t Stand
Trump Stock Takes Washington by Storm
Arts Calendar: Happenings for the Week of March 31
Why Stellantis’s CEO Remains All-In on EVs as Others Retrench
It Only Takes a $7,000 Debt to End Up Trapped in China
Early Clues Emerge on Senate’s Plans for TikTok